Sidekick is given an ultimatum to either talk or turn the knobs. The show may be growing, but the callers are getting devilish.
Topics include: the knobs, Sidekick can’t talk, the topics paper, TikTak cut out for the night, callers, sports, the Baja Man, massage, Hulk Hogan death conspiracy theories, German knob technician, pro wrestling, 7 comets coming toward Earth, bad caller, cancelled by the chat, the comics, bad caller back, bing box boxing, choosing an alien liaison, Busted 82, alien telepathy, shout outs
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You are listening to Uncle theBroadcast. My name is Aaron. I’m a nephew in here with me is the star of the show, Uncle. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Here we goagain with this damn knobble man. The knob man. Yeah, the the mopp man. I’m telling himto stop. I start my show. I don’t want to see this.That’s That’s a good conversation to start on. So you’re telling me and it’s 381. So the knobs when I use the knobs,you distract the heck out of me and I can’t stand you playing with thoseknobs. Really? Yes. Is it really that bad though? Yes. I mean, how do you think thispodcast gets made? It’s made when them people listen to me. Well, yeah. I But they can’t hear youunless the knob is properly turned. If I don’t turn How is this proper tune doing this?I have to I have to turn it precisely. It’s it’s it’s a science, uncle. Oh, I don’t know.Turning these knobs is an Tommy. Tell him about this. Now he’s doing it again. It’s a science turning the knobs. So,it’s a So, you don’t talk. You just play the knobs. I’ll do the talking. Okay. Well, there we go.One thing or the other. Okay. But you’re not talking. I can’t have it both ways. Exactly. Okay. You want to play the knobs? Play theknobs. But no talking on my serious. Okay. You start laughing.So, there’s a a line being drawn in the sand right now by you. You’re saying on this side I have to beon one side or the other. On one side is either I do the knobs the whole show andI don’t say anything, right? or I don’t press the knobs at all and then I’m allowed to speak on theshow. Bingo. I have to choose one of those. That’s the only way I can stop this controller. If he wants to play with thearms, go down, but do not talk. Oh boy, those I hear the call of the knthe sirens. Call of the knobs. 381 is episode.Let’s get those calls ringing, Chucky boy. Let’s get moving. You may call uh31 319 319-52575016 is the number. That is the number to call in. I told you hedo not talk. Wait, I already said the number. I can’t talk at all. You’re playing your numbers. You’replaying that. I am. I’ve been knbbing it up. Knobbing. Play your knobs. Do not talk.I suppose I made my choice. Yeah. You’re You’re going to do that there. My choice is thatI just had the number now. Um, ring that phone call and let’s get rolling.Call in everybody. Uh, 319-5275016. You can call and talk because you areallowed to talk. I’ve made the choice of playing with the knobs. I’m not allowed. Play with the knobs, not the talk. Ican’t have this tonight. What? Play the knobs. Just play the knobs. Just play the knobs.So, you’re going to take it from here? Yeah, I’m taking it from here. You’re taking over. Okay, have at it, Uncle.This is the uncle show, people. This is me talking. We have a knob man doing his knob show doing likeit is and not to talk because he got one job at a time. What the heck is a paperin the way? Oh, telephones on the ring. All right, who’son the line? What the heck is this?Dolphins. What? List of topics to help uncle. List of topics.The topics. This is the topics. I’m reading them. Uh, who’s on the phone?Who’s calling? Where’s Tick? Hello. Where’s Tic Tac? Hey, Tic Tac. Tic Tac.No Tic Tac today. No. No. I couldn’t I can’t No, we cut it all. We don’t want to cut that. Well, no, we don’t want to, but I Icouldn’t get to her. This this here starboard here.We’re talking sports it sounds like. Oh no. Well, I’ve been down. Who we got this online?Who’s this? Oh, it’s Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy.These packers. I am distressed. Packers. Uh, you got packer problem.Fish goes to the um goes to the umnumber one pick in the draft. Miami is going to have it.I don’t care. It’s only three, four games. I don’t care. That’s what’s goingto happen. They’re going to have a number one pick. Okay. Uncle real.You had another caller before wasn’t making any noise, so I switched over. And this is Jimmy James. All right. So,we have another caller waiting that I think has his phone line working now. Okay. But I just want to let you know anotherone behind Jimmy. So, talk to Jimmy for a minute and then we’ll go over to the other caller. Okay. All right. So, Jimmy, what’s beenhappening in your kind of thing?Hello. Well, same old same old. UhI don’t hold I don’t know. Them Lions sure look like kitty cats compared tothe Packers. I hope the Rams can hold up against them. Oh, the Oh, yeah. We got a much betterteam than the crazy fish. Let me tell you, those fish smells like fish.But, uh, we’ve I believe we got a better shot of making it before they hadn’t gettheir first win. And that’s how I look at it.Awesome. So, that’s your of the week. The fish smell like fish, right? Yeah, that’s the uh that’s what I got onsubject seven. Uncle’s lock of the week. That that that should be it right there, Aaron. Uncle’slock of the week. Fish smell like the fish smell like fish. Fish like fish.Uncle, I know I’m not I know I’m not supposed to talk. Speak to me if you’re going to speak, not to the speaker. What do you want?Speak when spoken to me. Okay. Speak to me. What you want? What I was going to ask is why don’t youexplain what this list is here, Uncle? This This is This is the list that Mr. Sidekick made. So if in case I don’t getcallers, I I go on it. That’s how I’m looking at it. Oh, you got So I got tonight so I uh can have it fornext week if I don’t get any. How’s that sound? The list of topics. The list of topics.Is that good, Jack? Is that okay, Jack?Yep. Go ahead. Well, I like Minnesota. I’ve been down in the B.The Baja man. There he is. Whoa. What’s happening out here? There’s my wrestler,man. Well, nice. You like theWell, I I have to say something about the Minnesota team there. Well, I was the governor of Minnesota.The Minnesota team has a problem with their brand new quarterback. Got to knowhow to play yet. Minnesota man, that’s their problem.But well, I tell you, he spent more time with me down in the Baja. I’d teach himhow to play football. You know, I played football for a little while.Oh. Oh, you did? I was a Navy. Oh,I was a biker and a pro wrestler. I see. A mayor and a governor.But now I’m just out at the Baja. How is the uh lizards and snakes andalligators doing? Ain’t that in there?Well, they’re hanging around. Oh, yeah. With the macho man, the macho man. What you up to?Been winning any wrestling matches? I was thinking about my oldmy old nemesis. Oh yeah. The cream of the cropand Oh yeah. You see? Well, let me tell you something,brother. All right. enough Hulk Hogan that youknow he I don’t think I think he faked his death like Elvis and they’re hanging out on an island.So he’s not Hello everyone. This is here Kent. Good to hear from everybody. UncleHey, what happened to my wrestlers? I heard my youman. So what’s happening with you today? I got I got a question. How long beforewe get to the Hulk Hogan Israel did it conspiracy? Because that that’s got to be happening, right?Help me out. Conspiracy. Well, see that? He didn’t die.They failed at that. Oh, I have it. Okay, I have it backwards. All right. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. My mistake.Backwards the other way. Oh, the backwards man. The backwards man. The backwards man. The backwardsman. Oh, this sounds much better. I’m telling you.Other people I’m not so sure about. You know, the whole massage thing going on. I’m not sure.Massage. But uh a lot of craziness going on in the world. Who knows?Uncle is massage is massage on your list of topics tonight? Check it. See ifmassage is on there. Just gave me another brilliant t-shirt idea. Ready for this? Massage massages.Yep. Are they massaging the narrative or are they massaging you? You get to pick.We do. We’ve got a name. C A H U O E. Question mark. Is that B?That that’s I’m asking those people. You quiet me. Yeah. Not you. The themm.Okay. Okay. Them. The themm. What do you say? I just said what is that massage?Hello. What is that? A massage?What did I tell you? Quiet, man. This man can’t quite quiet.Is that massage? I got this list here. Yeah. K, hang on a second. Hang on asecond, Kent, because I want to find out what Jimmy James thinks about. Oh, yeah. Uh, the massage and also the the what?What did you say? I I missed the rest. Sorry, I was laughing too hard. I know. Because of this guy.Just read from the list, Uncle. What’s What’s the The list topics topicsJimmy what do you think about the massage massage or the whole one do you likewhat do you think uncle I don’t knowidea the whole thing I will say weird about that a month before I died.Someone told me when I was at his housein a coma gonna die before he died. Wait a minute.Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. Uncle Ven what happened? Uncle, can you hear me? Uncle,I’m I’m listening. I’m hear you. I can hear you. I got a Did you hear about this? BecauseJimmy brings up something crazy and I’m gonna We’re gonna have to ask Kemp about it, too. But I want to ask you first. What is it?Did you hear like a month before Hulk Hogan died? This happened in a couple of places and I thought I was just losingit. But there were people talking about him dying. Then he showed up on uh like Raw,right? Because they brought Raw to network. Yeah. The movie to Netflix.But before that, just before that, people had said he might have died. And I was like, well, what happened there?Oh, rumors are weird. But did you see that? cuz I know a few people actually Jimmy just brought it up.I didn’t I didn’t see that but I take the truth that I think that he did fakehis death uh because of what he said. Ibelieve that you think so. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That’s what my my opinion is. I’mreading the list. Yeah. And I’ll bounce between anybody who calls in. But Jimmy, hang on because Iwant to get Kent’s take on that and see what he’s got to say about this whole Hulk Hogan faking his death or if heheard about it a month before because I think that’s a good topic right there. We got that from the caller’s uncle, right?Yeah. Yeah. Put that down. Write this down on the list. Put that down on the list. Wait a minute. Am I supposed to dosomething now? Write that down on the list about Hulk Hogan. We’re going to talk about right onyou for him. I’m getting him the right not to talk. I’m trying to understand my role here. IRun to talk. Get that on the list or we’ll talk about it. Run to the talk and get it on the list.Choke Hog Hogan. Choke Hogan’s fakes death. Choke Hogan fakes death. Fakes death.Okay. It’s on the list. Okay. Okay. Let’s go to that now since we’re on that console.We’re on that. Okay. Okay. Where’s What about that? Did you hear about the fake Hulk in his death or or the uhother thing about it being announced like a month before that Raw appearance and all that?I’m telling you, Jimmy T brought that up. But did you hear about it? I’m list.Yeah, you just made the list. All right. Um, here we go. No, this is what happened. Let me tell you something, brother.What happened? Paul Kogan decided to fake his death with Elvis so they could go off to their island and start the newEpstein island. Oh, no. I don’t know anything about it. Um, from what I hear, he just he was gettingin bad health a little bit. Then the then the daughter said some stuff. He had family problems. People didn’t likehim. The wrestling world didn’t like him. Um, you know, uh, I mean, some some of theguys in there liked him. you know, he had a few friends in in the business, right? And um but he he did he did, you know,screw over everybody at some point or another. Yeah, fair enough. Uncle, so that means he did fake his death.Why? Is that what you’re saying, Andy? He faked the death. Well, he thinks, you know, he heardabout it. But here’s the thing, Uncle, I got a question for you. Did you notice that Hulk Hogan was looking a little skinny? Number one. Number two, wouldyou ever try do the, you know, because you guys do the beer ratings, the the drink ratings, but the beerratings especially. What about Hulk Hogan’s beer? You guys could split one of those and see uh how it is cuz people werebooing that beer and everything. I don’t know. I haven’t tried it. What do you think? I haven’t tried I haven’t I haven’t beenWe have He hasn’t been shopping to see what kind of beer it first of all it is that he’s drinking. And I’d like to knowwhat it was to know what we’re getting ourselves into.That’s my psychic. You’re not you’re not shopping. You’re not reading the list. You’re just twisting knobs. What is your problem?It’s what he’s doing. He’s tying the list cuz he plays the knobs or he talks.That’s his rule tonight. Well, think singular focus. I I amsingularly focused on my knobs. That’s what I mean. See, you’re singerdoing it. So that’s what you do. They’re going to be t turned to precision, right?I’m going I’m going to do justice to my German surname and be meticulous in my technicalexpertise and I’m going to focus on these knobs. That’s what he wants to do tonight. It’sgoing to be a great That’s so talk. It’s going to be a feat of engineering because if he talks he gets himself hescrews up. That’s his problem. I do. He screws up if he talks. I’ve noticed that.I have. That’s what I’ve noticed. Like you for example, I’ll give you an example. Okay. This another subject we could talkabout. Lay it on it. is is when you play with your nerves andtalk at the same time, you had the voice of Chucky hereand everybody on the other line completely off. I That’s why I don’t want you doing twojobs at once. That’s an example of what I did once. Was exactly that’s the example I I’mgiving you. We can’t I mean this got to stop. So, Uncle, there’s people in the chat. Yeah. What are they? Uhuh we’ve got somebody saying Julian Assange. Too many knobs. Face blue wideeyes. Well, that’s his job now, people. His knob man. Knob man.What’s that? H Fr. You shall be precise at all times. H Frs.Y not mine. If this continues what youwant to do, this is it. Yeah. Now, does it make sense though? Honestly, does this make sense? Yeah.I mean, cuz you messed up with the with the talking and you get messed up and Ican’t have nobody talking on it then. That’s an example. One example. What do you think there Chuck?I think a hair fray attention to the knobs at all times.There you go. All right. So, I say this, who who thinks that Hogan died natural causes?I don’t think so. Now that this has came up, I think he faked his death.My opinion, I think he faked the death. Honestly, I make jokes about I made jokes aboutthat from the get-go, but um I I think he just died. I mean, he he he had a youknow, he was 70 what? 71. Unless Unlessyour heart goes out like a Ronnie Piper. He didn’t take the steroids that that Hogan did. He didn’t make it to uhhe died 10 years ago unless unless he unless he took something orthat that he had a heart attack or something that I can understand. But uh this what I’m hearing a fake death isnot good actually if you think about it. Yeah. After a while, you know, how manyhow many hulks could a Hulk hulk when the Hulk could say use steroids? I mean, you know, it’s just one of them things that happens and uh he wasn’t going tomake it that much longer. But I don’t know the fake death thing. I I can’t get wrestlers die young.That too. That too. I mean, wrestler like, you know, Piper spoke before he died, you know, youthink back 10 years ago before he died, couple years before he went went gone, you know, he was sayinghe was talking about the way they get paid and and for their future. And then he can’t get paid until you’re 65. AndPiper said, “65? Huh? We’re not going to make it to 65.” You know, they theydon’t have a union back then or anything. And they were they’re seriously underpaid. McMahon was doing it to them.But he’s like, “You come on, you come out some, you know, you got to wait till you’re 65.” Well, wrestlers don’t makeit. At least wrestlers like me don’t make it to 65. What about 60?What about 60? Do they even make it to 60? He just madeit to 60 years old. It’s like he was that was pretty old because I reading adeath list of like a whole bunch of wrestlers who I don’t know because I I only followed a certain era really. Andthe thing is, there’s a bunch of these guys, 37, you know, uh, 40, uh, 35. Imean, just nobody making it to 50 in for certain eras, you know, and you wouldthink it was the older guys, but the older guys who were actually, you know, kind of not so well built, those guyssurvived longer, you know, the Bachwinkles and stuff, those guys lived longer. Yeah. They didn’t take all the roids,though. you know, they didn’t have all the drives and they weren’t in the same type of competition that that as it grew intolike it is today, right? They didn’t have the same they didn’t have the same tour schedule. Theydidn’t take the same amount of pain. Don’t forget the painkillers. They didn’t take the same amount of painkillers and steroids and god knowswhat else because I mean it was human growth. Like this day and age right now is the best time to be a wrestler to protectyourself for the future. those guys, even Triple H and them before, they they’re lucky to besoaking it out. Of course, marrying the boss’s daughter helped and everything, but but these guys, you know, the lotlike Piper’s era and before Piper, the old guys, even before Hogan andand uh they all paved the way for like what we have today for the wrestlers today.But, you know, they didn’t have any any union and stuff. Jesse Ventur wanted theunion and Hogan snitched on him. That’s why he hated Hogan. Yeah. You know, he’s like, I try to get I tryto get us into a union, you know, and uh and Hogan snitched to McMahon andhe had a big problem with that. is strange because even the mentalhealth like you you look back at like Bruiser Brody and those guys the mental health was not good among those guysearly and still they they lived longer mostly you know what I mean unless your name wasBruiser Brody died young he he he had um another this is what happened to all theyoung guys back in the late 80s early 90s Bruiser Brody was stabbed and even in the 2000s was with wasalcohol and pain pills yeah but Bruiser Brody I mean we lost Bruis or Brody, you lost. Wait a minute. Didn’t Brody die. EddieGilbert. Hang on. Didn’t Brody die getting stabbed to death by a Mexican wrestler? Wasn’t that him? Or am I mixing him up?Damn. I didn’t know somebody got stabbed. You’re right. I think that is BruiserBrody. Yeah, you corrected me. Good. Yes, I’m pretty sure you’re right. So, but whoever I’m thinking of, but I mean,all right, let’s just go hot stuff. Eddie Gilbert, I’ll keep going. Yeah. Yeah. Brian Pilman, the British Bulldog, thewhole heart foundation except for Owen. He fell from the Raptors, right? And there was noJesse wanted was a union then and and stuff. So he did that. So everybody deadexcept Brettheart, you know. Um well, I guess the Anvil didn’t he didn’t die from drugs or he just I don’tknow. He heart failure from years of, you know, wrestling died young. Um Brian Pilman, the otherhalf of the other guy that was in the the whole heart foundation, he died. He was one of the ones that died early. Heused to team up with Stone Cold before he was Stone Cold. He was stunning Steve Austin. Yes. Back in WCW there, Hollywood Blondes.It goes on and on. I mean, Rick Rude. No, no, I got you. But I wantthink of this. Mr. Perfect Kurt Henning. Yeah. No, you and I can name a hundred guys. Like I said, there’s lists of hundreds of wrestlerswho have died young. Uh, but I want to know what Uncle thought about this because, you know, these guys, theyentertained you for a lot of years, right, Uncle? I mean, you saw different eras of wrestling. I’ve seen more hours of wrestling. Uh,from whatever, actually, I’d say from 20 on,20 on, I’ve been on watching that and I’m constantly watching wrestlingand so Okay. So, the uh that’s like 1980 or something like that, right?Yeah. Something on in 80 about 80. Yeah. About 80 80 on 80 on. It was from 80 onand and and all these wrestlers goingbehooked. But it was every royal night, Mondaynight war, I was watching and Thursday night um whatever Thursday night was. Iforgot what the Thursday night was. I was watching I meanThunder. Yeah. Oh, and Thunder. And I’ve been watching every single one of themof those shows. That was before that was before I was with my sister here.On Saturday nights for two hours, six to eight. Remember those those were the best. Oh yeah.The Horsemen, right around the time of the Horsemen and all that. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. Thosethose with the Horsemen, man. I got a kick out of them. That horseman guy, hecomes up. Yeah. And lights closed and but before youknow it, the lights go on when he’s in the ring. That is cool. That’s somelight light subjects. I like who?Rick. Who? Ric Flair. He was one of the horsemen. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mic Flair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one. He was oneof the horsemen. Right. You’re right. And so we had those jumping up and downuh going crazy. But you know this is all all of this is acting you mustunderstand wrestling is all acting. This is, you know, actually when you watchingwatching a show live. I look, look, I know 300 pound guyscan’t punch each other, but you know those guys when they hit each other with chairs, they really did hit each other with chairs.And there’s other stuff they were doing like the more extreme stuff. When you see them get, you know, 80 thumbtacks in the back and all that, like the extremewrestling, I mean, that they couldn’t fake. Well, that I can see. That I canunderstand. But but but let me ladies talking to these guys because ifyou said their stuff was fake, they would hurt you. No, but um if you Chuck Chuck, have youseen a live wrestling match? Yeah, I’ve been to about five or six ofthem in my life. Yeah. Uh in the state in the auditorium. Yeah, they used to have them at the uhAnd did you get a closeup on the stage? Were you up near close to the stage?I got to touch Andre. And Andre the Giant. So you were right on top of there. Nowwhen they hit themselves going down, my opinion is there comes spit. But thatthing seemed like it was a fake spit. You know what I mean? Look, it’s a little bit of a work, butyou’re still getting slammed down. You’re still getting, you know, your your your fingers and your stuff broken.That stuff’s really happening when they hit each other with chairs. They really hit each other with chairs. Well, yeah. Bunch of chairs and tablesgets in the ring. Well, that that’s a certain that’s a certain match what you’re talking about. That’s a certainmatch where where they come in and say ex ladies and gentlemen, we are doing aspecial match and that’s the the tables and chairs. Anything goes.That is with the chairs, the tables, and whatever else they have, but throw it inthe ring. That’s what it that means. Well, the guy the guy I ever got closestto was Bam Bam Bigalow. And I’ll tell you this, um I would never ever say thatthose guys are not extremely tough cuz Scott Bigalow was a tough tough dude. UmYeah. Whoa. And a real wrestler, by the way, too. He was a wrestler, like a wrestlingchampion, all that until he got injured in his senior year of high school and then he didn’t graduate. But he was in my high school. He was captain of thewrestling team for real. Uh but he was a big tough dude. Uhwatched him pick up a motorcycle over his head. That’s not easy to do if it’s a Harley. Let’s just say it.Oh, well that has muscle. I can understand if he was that strongactually to do that. That’s you look back at,but he was also athletic, pretty interesting. He did, you know, flips and stuff that smaller guys couldn’t evenpull off. Man Bam was pretty badass. Just saying. He was, you know, Asbury Park, the beast from the east, theycalled him. Remember, he had the flame tattoos on his head. Oh, yeah. Seven comets headed toward Earth. Theyare changing directions. That’s on our list of topics, Uncle. Okay, let’s get that subject started.There are se seven comets. Uh the comet. Yeah, we got another caller.We got what? We got another caller from All right, let’s put him on. Hold on, everybody. We’re back to this. Uh let’ssee who he is. And on air with the Uncle Show. Hello. Yep.Hello. Hello. Live. Yeah, you’re live. Who are we talking to?[Music] Oh jeez. What? Who is that, Chuck?Stop playing. What’s going on there? I’ve got You know what? What can I tellyou? I’ve got a uh a phone number. Uhhuh. Got no name.You know what about a name? Nope. Somebody’s messing with us. Take them off. Take them off. If they’renot have a name or speak, I don’t want to hear them. They’re going, “Well, they’re from they’re they got aTennessee number, but that’s I don’t know who it is. That’s my point. The Joker. They have to speak to me.They want to speak. Well, look what look what I hear you. And now they hung up because they couldn’t get back on. But anyway,here’s Jimmy James. Uh, and he’s did that. So, just letting you know.Jimmy. Uh, yeah. I was thinking about thosechairs, you know, next to like ping pong paddles. I don’t think those thingswould hurt much getting hit with. There’s a lot of other things I would rather not get hit with.Oh, what about that? Well, they got to be rubber.There’s a technique to hitting somebody with one of them metal chairs. And uh if you don’t do it right, you can get hurtpretty bad. Well, pos. That’s possible. Yes. If people don’t know how to throw themproperly, that I can understand. But uh if these people just come outwith a chair and they’re going to do this boom bang smash and then thetables, you talk about these tables first. These tables about a half thesize of the ring. And when they go down and the man goes down,you got some people in the uh amunichi room. I’ll tell you the truth. I’drather get I’d rather a table than get hit with a chair because the chair is more metal. That that little bit offlimsy, you know, particle board ain’t nothing to go through. That’s nothing. Yeah. You know what I mean? But the metalchair Yeah. They they mess it up. And if you watch if you watch carefully, they hit each other. They hold certain legsso that most of the, you know, leverage on the pressure that you’re getting hit with changes. You know what? Spent Kentmight know more about that. I’ll put him on with Jimmy James if you want. What he’s Yeah, go ahead. Let her have thisconversation. I want to know about this. Why not?You know, first of all, I gota ask, did you say you went to school with Bam Bam Bigalow?He did. No, I He was me, but we went to the same school.Yeah. He’s nine years older. He’s born in 61. I was born in 70. He’s been always had years. I was I was saying noway. No, I drank with him. Because you’re a couple years younger than me, but like like we’re too young to have gone to school with. No, I drankI mean you could have gone to school together. I’d have been like in a senior. You would have been a freshman or something like that. Butbut I drank I drank with Bam Bam when he came back from Japan.Oh yeah. He been around. He’s older. So yeah, he died though in 2007.Yeah, that’s correct. But in the 90sHigenbottoms, which is a small bar right next to the Stone Pony where bikers hang out. and he hung out with bikers,primarily the breed in Asbury Park, uh, which is also he got his tattoos at atJean’s tattoo shop, which was home base for the breed in Asbury Park. So, I’mjust saying I I I knew him a little bit. Well, tough to get back into topic for youguys, uh, what you’re talking about when you get hit by chairs or whatever, it’s called, you know, you got to take thebumps. Oh, yeah. you know, you it’s where you you’re and that’s that’s like, you know,chairs is is a different thing, but there’s ways you can hit u with with some tasks, you got to gohard. You get slam, don’t slam lightly, slam hard. Just get them stuck. Get them stuck quick.Um when you know when you want color which is bleeding it’s called in the term you know in wrestling it’s calledyou know getting color bleeding you know you cut your you know keep a razor somewhere tucked in yourusually your wrist your uh taped up wrist sometimes they call that pull it out and do a quick cutbleeding. Yeah it’s called bleeding but they call in the business getting color. Oh yeah,but but blading bl A D. Blading uh is one of the terms. But blood all overyou, that’s called getting colored. Yep. And uh but they hit with the chair is one of these weird things where if younotice and if you look at the films later, you’ll see now that they hold certain legs and thechair kind of opens which relieves a lot of the pressure when you’re getting hit. You don’t get hit as hard, butespecially when you’re going for a head shot. Yeah. Another thing they could do is hit the chair when the guy’s flat on hisstomach or even on his back. You could when the guy slams the chair down, hecan also hit the ring before it hits the the body, right? So he kind of angles it ring the body.They always they always lift it up and like hit it. Soand then you’re saying it way more damage. Yeah, butbut there’s guys that just want to take those bumps and they’ll take them hard. They’ll take those chair shots and theywant to. AJ Styles is the type of guy that does stuff like that. I mean, a lot of them are. Mick Foley, you know, madehis whole career on it. Well, he couldn’t fake some of that people because, you know, when you fall from like 25, you know, 20 feet in theair, 25 feet, whatever the top of that steel cage was. Oh. Uh, I mean, there’s no faking that.You’re you’re falling that distance. You’re hitting something. It’s justaction tape for wrestling back in the day was him jumping off a roof when he was still a teenager,right? Him and his brother or whatever. That’s what he was. Um, whatever the dude,whatever dude, whatever his characters, but he Yeah, he like there there’s a group of like the ECW guys are nuts.There’s like a whole bunch of nuts, but it’s all, you know, they’re taking their bumps. But even if you’re doingtechnical matches when you’re slamming and jumping off the rope and you know just the regular body slam you got toknow how to do that right but it’s still going to hurt because you know the bump you’re going to havecancel culture that’s that business the ones that can take it stay in itcancel culture never fight bamboo after that one Wrestlemania that’s what I ordered waswrestlemania 11 cancel lost We’re talking wrestling. It was a popular thing forthat was Lawrence Taylor, right? Lawrence Taylor. Yeah. And also Bam Bam was leaving the WWF atthe time anyway because his contract was going to run. It was a it was a money maker thing withLawrence Taylor because he was, you know, saying he was going to get into wrestling or whatever. And he got donewith Bam Bam. He’s like, “Oh, never again. Never again.” He admits that he was he had mad respect for Bam Bam.Yeah. But what’s funny is Bam Bam wasn’t one of these guys who hurt people either a lot. You know, Andre the Giant almostkilled him. But the Giant just lifts up one hand and told the guy down on the mat and he wasover for for mama. I mean for uncle, the chat is telling us thatthis show needs to be cancelled. Who? Oh, we need to be cancelled. Yeah, this show needs to be cancelled.Uh this show needs to be cancelled. Tell Uncle why is that? They’re telling me it’sboring. This is cancel culture. This is one of our topics. That’s what they’re tellingme in the chat. So, they’re not We’re not talking about You just You just got cancelled by the chat, Uncle.We’re not talking about that, though. We’re supposed to hit the list of topics. Well, never mind the topics. We’retalking wrestling. We have to do the topics. No. Which chat? We have to doIf I said if there was nobody on the line, I do the topics. We have to do thetopics. No, this is now this. We have a mandate.We have a mandate. We could have that done next week. If there’s no callers, we’d talk about it.Seven comets headed toward Earth. They’re changing directions. Uncle, what are the comets? What is this three eyeatlas? This is an alien spaceship. Now we’re at people. Get on it. Forget about the forget about thewrestling for a moment and let’s talk to this comic thing we’re talking about on the list.Now, what is this about the comics? Uh the com Okay, the list. Playwith that. Okay, according to the list of topics, there are there’s not one, there’s nottwo, there’s not even three. There’s seven separate comets at this very moment headed toward Earth.Where where’s the direction? Uh the direction is from out in the farthest reaches of space, but they’re all headedthis direction toward Earth and they’re going to be here any day now. There’s seven of them. They’re changingdirections. That is the big thing I saw.Okay, you guys have to pay attention to that. Okay,not sit in the bedroom and not looking down out the back. Go look at the backdoor. Page says do do looking out my back door. I’m not allowed to dodownstairs out the screen and out the door by the poo. And look,that’s that’s that’s where you see them. That’s okay. Now we’re back in the These are specific directions you’regiving me in order to see playing that. Now where is Oh, yeah. I’m I’m knobbing which I shouldn’t be doing.No, no. No, no, no. then multitasking is a bad idea. So, so focus. Okay. What you justgave me was a detailed list of directions is what it was. If I want to see these comets, these seven differentcomets, I walk downstairs. I go out the back door and I see them come up.I I see them come up. See them come up. Okay. Now, if they are who I think they are,Yeah. they’ll light up the sky like what I saw that you guys didn’tsee. Uhhuh. They may see something. Then you may see something thenthey if if I do what do I have to do again? Come down the stairs.Uhhuh. And see them come up in the sky. And if they light it upand light up the sky, you know it’s them. Do we need to get our callers view on these seven comets? callers. Uh, wewe’ve got us through this comics that we’re gonna play on this list to watchout in the What the What are we talking about now? You got me. I’d say I think Jimmy wants to saysomething about All right, Jimmy, what did you say? One job at a time. Please go ahead.Well, I there’s seven comets and there’s sevendwarfs. So, if no one’s named these things yet, I want to name them.What the heck? They’re in the dwarfs. We’re not talking dwarfs. We’re talkingcomets. Comet strip. Um comic comet strips. Comet strip.What the hell am I talking about? a mess of talking this stupid list hereand I just jumping on the list all of a sudden. Every movie I’ve ever seen the solutionwe need to send people into outer space with nuclear weapons to blow up thecomets. Well, they might be the spacemen talk the planes.Wait a minute. They’re the ones that talk the planes. You got these talking to brains. Nowwait a minute. Now wait a minute, Jimmy, you got it wrong. Not gonna blow themup. Gonna understand them. You see, you got to understand theseguys. That half the people do not know how to understand them.Especially Especially his side of the story, if you know what I mean. My side of the story.Yeah, that stupid government. Oh, the that they don’t understand a thing.The government doesn’t understand. Doesn’t understand at all that stuff now. That’s justthat’s just saying that. What? Who’s talking now? Chuck. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead.Another caller. Tell you, you got another caller, but I’m a little suspicious of it. But we got another caller.Hold on there, Jimmy. Uh, bring them on and let’s see who this is. We have to see who these people are.Cut them off if need be, Chuck. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hello. Hello. Who we got here?Hello. Hello. Hello. How are you? How are you guys today? Okay.Cut it. Cut it. Cut it. Cut it. What’s that noise? As fast as I could. What was that noise? And who was thattalking? The same guy called from a different state this time.Uh, he’s using a VPN or something. Uncle, you just talked to stop with the musicbang boxing for Pete’s sakes cuz I it’s going in my ear and going right out.I’m I’m I’m losing one left ear. I I feel like this is a mixed bag, uncle, becauseit sounds like it is. It’s good we’re getting new calls. It’s bad what the calls are.It could be a sign that our reach is extending. We’re getting out to more people that didn’t know about this. Butwhat they’re choosing to do is prank call us with things that might actually like mess us up in the algorithms andstuff. So, thanks a lot, you idiot. Yeah, we’re trying to grow the show, not get not sabotage ourselves.Come on now. So, if you’re going to like Well, we’re back to the comics a minute. This was talking got me confusing withthis comics. Seven comics. Jimmy, what do you think about these comics? Wait, wait, wait. Let’s wait. We gotJimmy. Let’s I said I said that. Let’s go to Kent maybe in history. Oh yeah. Kent, what do you think about these comics?Yeah. Yeah. You’re talking about the comets. Yes. Comets. Yeah.Out in space. Comet that one this time. Yeah.Yep. Well, are you saying that they could be aliens because they’re moving in different directions and stuff?Right. Right. That that that’s what they are. That’s what they are. because I know about that onethat’s going towards going to go past Jupiter the AI whatever whatever numberI can’t remember what it’s called AI at that’s what talking about that one it’s like a gigantic it looks like it’ be agigantic mother ship and believe me see the lights of it tooweird stuff you’ll see the lights of it too when it comes up And I say this to everybody atthe end of the world. If there are aliens, they cometo talk to somebody and talk to somebody like me to show, you know, represent humanitythe right way. Right way. Because if they talk our so-called leaders on this planet,they’re probably going to wipe us all out. that they think there were anything like Trump or Bidenor Hillary or if these people are representing us, we’re doomed. That’s why I say screw them.So, let’s just say on the planet, this is going to sting toa lot of people. If there were a lot if there if we had to give up a leader to to to beat thealiens, I’d rather be Putin than anybody else. at least [Â __Â ] brains involved.Okay, you beat me because I was gonna ask does anybody have an idea who they would send to go meet the aliens? I wasgoing to ask Jimmy and uncle definitely and then France. Uh who who should we send to go meet the aliens? Since youalready answered it, Kent, Trump will want to do it. Trump will demand to do it. be he thinks he’s goingto be able to slick con as a con man these guys and right through it they candestroy us all I can tell you one thing about that if that was if that was Trump going to himhe he’ll be saying so crazy stupid things they’ll put him they’ll put himin his spot that’s what would happen hopefully and the rest of us too uncle the rest ofus too. Not as bad. Not as bad if we were really listening to him.I take that uncle. What? Wait a minute. Who do you want to send? Who do you want to send there to meet the aliens, uncle?Answer that and then I’ll ask Jimmy after you. Who do you want to go meet aliens?The one who was that guy that was talk just a minute.Oh, yes. Yes. Who is that guy that talked to uh Mr. sidekick.The guy that talked to Mr. Sidekick and that soon did these Frank. He called in the show.I’d rather you know who I sent. Chuck, our friend Frank is going to be the onFrank. I take Frank and ask Frank, I gota favor for you. Favors to you. Could you go see him? He will tell mewhat’s going on. He’s going to liaz with the aliens and do all that. That’s what you wantedto know. That’s who I had to send. There we go. We got that. We got that streamed out.You’d send your personal friend, Mrs. Sidekick’s friend, Frank. Jimmy James, who would you send to go meet thealiens?Uh, I’m going to go with my gut here. I think I would send James Carville.Nice. James Cornville. Who the heck is he?is killed. Yeah, he No, no, no. I don’t think so. He wouldn’t make them nervous at all because I think they might well looklike him. He’s He’s definitely like definitely alien looking. He might look like him. Yeah,comfortable, you know. As long as he doesn’t talk too much, he’ll be all right, you know. And and ifhow they’ll talk to them, you all you got to understand something.You all have to understand something. The way they talk to them is not through mouth,through the brain. That brain they talk to. They talk tothem. There was this lady on a on a tic tacthat talks to them through the brain.They’re serious. I’ve seen it. I know. And I actually Mr. sidekick here waslistening to her. I mean, this is seriously it is what it is.That’s exactly what it is. Oh, Per wants to talk to the aliens,too. There’s a lot of people in that chat that want to actually talk to the aliens. Boom. Uh, they’re also saying in the in thechat that I look taller in the Tic Tac video. I’d rather have anybody, including Frank, talk to the aliens before I wouldlet any of our politicians Okay, fair enough. Talk to the aliens. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You know,no competition. No comp, you know. No, no, no government men go talk tothem cuz they do not know what they’re talking about. First of all, on Trump up there.Okay, we got it. We got it. But but but that’s not the question. Still the question. Anyways, France, what aboutyou? Who would you send somebody? Go ahead. Oh, to talk to the aliens. Oh, yeah. Iwould send uh what? Not Mark Hoppus, but the other guy from Blink182. What’sWhat’s the guitar player? The guitar player from Blink182. He’s going to talk to the aliens. He’s been on this foryears. He’s known the truth. He wrote songs that played on the radio about it.He’s the guy for the job. The idiot. That crazy song that I don’t like. You don’t like Blink182? Really?Busted 82. Busted 82. I can’t stand that group. I’m sorry. Yeah, man. He’s going to D.That’s what I’m choosing. Uncle Oh, Tom Dong. That’s his name. Tom Dong. Tom.He’s the guy for the job. Okay. Oh, well. That’s just how it is. Okay. All right. Tom Dong for alienation.Does he know how to do aliens talk? Does he know how to He’s been singing about it for decades, uncle. He knows.That do it in the brain, not the mouth. So, in the brain. They talk to him in thebrain. That’s what I’m trying to I don’t know how his brain’s wired, but I think Well, that’s how they talk. The alienstalk. No, no, no. The any aliens. You’re talking about an advanced form of telepathy,right, uncle? They Exactly. They They don’t speak through speech. They do not speak, right? And but theydo it through the brain. Okay. Telepathy. That’s is what I’m trying to explain. I think Tom Dong knows how to do that.Oh, I don’t I would think he does. I mean, so there’s no way the politicians wouldbe able to talk to them with their brains. Oh, no. Not even close. They’d be doingtheir mouths, not their brains, and and and and they and the and the alienswould be saying to themselves, “What the heck is he talking about? He’s not theproper person.” Oh, uncle. In the chat, they’re saying no men. Somebody says that. And then uh Pupper says he wants to send PaulGiamotti to talk to the aliens. Who pimelli? Who? That’s who Puper would send is PaulGiamotti. Yeah, that’s kind of an interesting choice. Uh okay. Yeah, why not?Who would send you send? Chuck, who will you send? So, who you got, Chuck? Who you got?I would like to know. You really want my answer?Well, you telling everybody else might as well give it to us. Oh, okay. Well, I was thinking aboutthis a bit and uh the guy I might send depending is uh the actor who uh what’shis name played uh Gary Oldman. Okay. I might send Gary Oldman.Gary Oldman. Interesting. Okay. Why is that?Why is that? Because depending on how you look at the guy, you might see him 80 different ways. So, I think if they want to lookat us in a positive light, they’ll see it with Gary Oldman. If not, they won’t, but there’s nothing we can do about it.I think he’s one of those guys with a rubber face sometimes and it works out perfect. And uhOh, you know, e either that either that or Bill Burr is my definite close secondchoice and just cuz it would be hilarious no matter what happens.And then these people that we send, hopefully they come back and explain to us what they say. Right.That’s right. Get people. Wait, what? I’m uh the people that we send.You talking to Who’s this? Jimmy. We got Jimmy. All right. What are you saying? Yeah.I can’t hear what he’s saying.I I see what Chuck was saying with the actor, but in that idea, why not sendthe best? Shouldn’t we send Daniel D Lewis? H I don’t see I don’t trust himreally. Yeah. The guy the guy who was able to play Lee Harvey Oswald and Commissioner Gordon I could work with. I I don’t knowif I could trust Daniel D. Lewis. He seems like one of those guys who is probably very difficult to work with.And uh no DDL. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me, you know, but uh butBill Burr would be hilarious because I don’t think they’d know what to make of him. And it’s not like he’s going to get overcomplicated about things. So, you know,there we go. All right. Immediately think that we were all hostile.Uh no one on the eastern side of the country should talk to these peoples.I think a nice person from the Midwest, I don’t know, Kansas or something maybeshould go up there first. Well, then we should send a Canadian. Oh, wow. Well, yeah, Canadian wouldreally get to him to talk to those guys and then they’ll have it they say itthrough their his brain what they’re saying to him. You see, that’s how theyoperate. They go from the brain to the brain, not the mouth to the brain. Brainto the brain. I hear you. And creative act as Danny DeVito. But um youknow what? I don’t want to send anybody from Jersey, dude. I I just don’t not not when the whole planet is,you know, uh No, Danny DeVito, that’s creative accidents choice. Sorry. Oh, that little guy. Oh, man. And TaxiMan. Taxi Man. That’s Taxi Man. Yeah, he was in that show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he was. Well, I think we did a pretty good jobon my on our list of topics. Oh. Uh, creative choice is actually Robin, youknow, Canada boy or Canada boy. That might work. There we go. He’s from Canada. ThatYeah, he’s a good fact that asking that question. How is O Canada boy? I haven’t heard.We haven’t heard back yet. Haven’t heard back yet. Hopefully he’s all right, but we havenot heard. I thought we were going to have listen to him tonight, we’d be able to talk at least. I was hopingif he gets better, hopefully he will call in, but I have not heard from him. No, we also have a caller from Minnesota,but uh yeah, Minnesota’s called too. Minnesota.Oh, well, no. No, we’re running out of time though, aren’t we? I don’t know what time. We’re talking I think we’re running out of time here.Hold on. We’re almost at We got like three minutes left, so it’s like shout out. Well, I’m not in Minnesota. I’mdown in the Baja. He’s in the Baja. Yeah. Yeah. That’s Minnesota man out in the Baja. Minnesota man.That’s Well, you know, that’s a guy we could get to go talk to the aliens. You just send Jesse Ventur up there. You know, yousee, come down to the Baja. I would send him too. It’ll be mysecond. Uncle, should we do shout outs? All right. The first one was Jimmy, I think. We’ll go to Jimmy for the shout outfirst. Jimmy, who you shout out to tonight? We’re going to ignore the last call. Yeah, I think we have to.Well, nobody Well, you know what speaking? No. Caller, stay on the line. We’ll take you, but you have to immediately giveyour shout out and hang out. How’s that sound? Oh, we will. There you go. Oh,I like that role. Oh, that’s okay now. But, uh, Jimmy, shout out first.Hello. Yeah. Okay, that that’s that guy again, I think. Okay. Well, let’s not even go to itthen. That makes it even easier. Yeah, he don’t sound right. If he doesn’t speak properly, I can’t have him talk.He doesn’t He can’t talk right on the radio. Go go go back to elementary and go back to English class.Go English class to entertWell, in order it would be spent Kent first because he called first but that’s what we’ll do.Oh yeah. I’m just saying I I’m fortunate to be on here tonight because I had somethings going on. I was able to take off work. So I haven’t been around. I’ve been been working because I needed towork because I got things going on and u things are going to settle down. I’ll be talking to Chuck again and uh um justyou know I’m just glad to be here and and and by the time I finished up it was like right on time. I started listeningto uh you Aaron and then you know hoping that Uncle will be on but I totally missuh Ochelli tonight. Sorry Chuck but um yeah I was busy doing things and but Iwas just glad to at least be on here tonight say hi to everybody and uh noI’m still around hanging out having fun trying to love much love to all y’all.All right. Thanks for calling. Y thanks for, you know, we have a fun showhere from 11 to 12 and I appreciate you joining, man. Thank you. So there’s there’s that and then we gotJimmy left. Okay, Jimmy, you’re up next. Yeah.Yeah. Thanks. It was a good show. Thanks to all the callers except for the fakeone who’s yet again for like a third show harassed us,you know. Oh, there’s a singled with trifled with our first amendmentright things like as for him. Don’t worry, you’ll getyours and everyone else have a good one. Have a good weekend. Peace.All right. Thank you, Jimmy. Appreciate it, Jimmy. Great to have you. All right. Uh, that was all for callers.Then who’s next, uncle on the shout out list? You don’t need one cuz you haven’t muchI’m I’m strictly knobs. Yeah. So, I can’t do one. But who do Who would be after that then?Who’s next on the list? I would be. All right. Who you shout out to? Wait aminute. A shout out to all my listeners and out of town people. Of course, Chuckdidn’t have time to find out who’s calling, but for that case, whoever youare, and shout out to all of you. Okay. And then should Chuck do Chuck doa shout out or no? Yeah, Chuck can. He got Chuck. What happened to him?Look, I appreciate all you guys that decided to tune in and if you’re catching the podcast, that’s great. Butuh we do this live every Friday and the uncle show goes from 11 to 12 Eastern uhFriday nights but the age of transitions 10 to 11. I do my call-in show too for two hours before that. So you know weappreciate you guys who uh participated and if anybody donated I haven’t seen it yet but if you did massive shout out andmuch thanks to you. I appreciate you and believe me you’re uh you’re keeping me alive here. So thank you and uh thanksAaron. Thanks uncle. And that’s it. And I’m just feeling thankful right now and uh it’s another week, man, and Iappreciate it. Cool. All right. Thank you, Chuck, as well for doing the producing duties. Uhany any out of town is Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’m sure we did, butlet’s make sure people know social media, Uncle Podcast. You can say that. Tic Tac, YouTube X, Twitch, Kick,Rumble. Uh if you’re not following us, do on all those. Unclethepodcast.comis the website. Thank you for listening to the actual podcast here. Uh, that’sit. Uncle, uh, do you want to just bring us home? 380. Oh, wait, wait, what is that check?What a check. I was just going to get I know Uncle wants you out of towners. So, really quickly, we gotone in Australia, three in Canada, and one in Germany. So, that’s your outsidethe country USA people. And, uh, Aaron right here on my stream, you got more than 10 listeners. So, just letting youknow when we made that 10 listener comment earlier. Yeah, you you guys are pulling more than 10. I don’t know if Iam anymore. Okay, you guys do 10. There you go. Maybe maybe that’s the uncle podcastsocial media working, uncle. Maybe the social media is finally working.What’s really pulling it? I got to tell you what really pulling it. What’s that?My tic tac. There we go. That’s what’s really pulling it. Thank you everybody. Because of that, you gotto give it time. They will get on there. But this guy here, of course, he’s in ahurry trying to Hold on. Hold on. Take it slow and they’ll be on. Too many knobs, Uncle. Too many timeknobs. It’s not, man. Too little time. Playing little time at pulling something.So many knobs, so little time. That’s Well, well, there’s our show. 3821.Um 82. 82. Sure. Episode done. Bye-bye.[Music]